47 posts tagged “funny”
5 full minutes of reality TV show 'contestants' letting you know that they are not doing this to make friends. Ha, no one wants to be your friend anyways, TV people!
Adorable Jack McBrayer shows you just how lame-o cancer is (boo cancer! We hate you!)
Watch this video then do something about it!
im dying from the cuteness.
I was not familiar with this guy because I don't watch Accuweather but he is great. He reminds me of this phone number we used to call daily to hear some public school system lunch menu read in a similarly quirky manner.
What was that number again? Anyone else remember this? It was a pre-internet viral thing.
I do love me some monkey.
Harry Shearer rocks - his site MyDamnChannel has a show called Found Objects filled with great little off moments from TV news feeds.
Now that's entertainment!
Now that's entertainment!
These came in my email this morning, delightful - courtesy of my friend Melinda who tirelessly gathers inspirational and funny quotes:
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~~Author Unknown
All I really need is love,
but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
~~Lucy Van Pelt
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident,
a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
~~Judith Viorst
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
~~Pearl Bailey
-Melinda
{New Rule: Never fly north of the Mason-Dixon line in January or February.}
A Valentines Day message from Dr. Dale Nance
(He emailed it to me! How nice!)
He is apparently a very hep beatnik-type cat.
It is entitled:
Increase your male device
Your
chick
does
not
admire
to
had
jazzed
it
with
you
for
reason
of
of
your
shlong
length.
Don't worry you can solve this problem now.
All you have to do is just use our instrument enlargement.
You will forget about trouble and your chick will be happy
